DEFINE IT.

Just for fun....

Go to urbandictionary. com, and type in your answer to each question in the search box. Only use the first page.



1.
What is your name?:
Kelly

the coolest person you will ever meet. may be irish or canadian but who the fuck cares cause canadians are pretty fucking sweet.


2.
Nickname?:
Kell

A highly desperate attempt at a nickname for the name Kelly and also only one letter shorter....


3.
Relationship status?:
Married

Having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. Having a close union with another person.

The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both).



4.
You describe your best friend as?:
Wonderful

someone or something so beautiful and perfect that you can't believe how lucky you are



5.
What should you be doing?:
sleeping

When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen. (LOL)



6.
Favorite Food?:
Chocolate

A drug for people with no money; health necessity for women.



7.
Home State?:
Idaho

GODS COUNTRY !!!!, What america used to be.
It's I DAH HO.. NOT Eye DEEE hoe YOu twits..
cool things in Idaho..
we got the worlds longest floating board walk.
we got the worlds highest navigable river.
We got the worlds only floating golf course.
We got Canyons deeper then arizona.
we got lots of really awsome Indian Tribes, nothing is cooler then pow wow dancing, and fry bread.
we put gravy on our spuds where it belongs.
we grow lots of other stuff too.. wheat, wild rice, corn, oats, hay, Ken mustard, cattle, elk farms, barley, Kentucky bluegrass, beans, peas, and Apples, pears, Huckleberries, and lots of other agricultural produce.
IN Idaho.. kids actually have to learn where all 50 states are at.
I am shocked how many people dont know where any of the
larger western states are at.
I have met people who say to me.. Oh I have visited Idaho when we drove up to Wisconsin last summer.. I just look at them and tell them.. THATS Iowa not Idaho. How people get these two mixed up I will never know. people from Iowa have the same problem.. except it envolves seattle.
Idaho is the boot shaped one.. stuck between montana, whyoming, and oregon and washington state. Next door to utah and Nevada ok.. look on a map.
IDAHO A state where everyone is seperated by 6 degrees.

In other terms.. we got relation related to your relation.
Idaho families are related to each other...My Aunts husband has a sister who is the grandmother to
a girl who married a guy who is the cousin of one of my highschool class mates.

My dads 3rd cousins step daughter works with our neighbor.

My grandmothers cousin married the cousin of the school janitor, who is the uncle of my brothers friend, who started to date a girl, but then found out she was related to the school janitor too.


8.
Finish the line: "the best thing[s] in life is/are __?
respect

Something everyone expects, but has no willingness to show.



9.
One word to describe yourself?:
cheerful

An adjective describing someone so happy that they have a smile on their face. A lot.



10.
Your best friend:
Krissy

a word that can be used to substitute the word sexy


11.
Your significant other:
Rick

a rick is another name for a short fat hairy apeman that nobody likes.